Easton Hiccups (Pt 2) & Story Time

Published in: on April 23, 2009 at 4:55 am  Leave a Comment  
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Officially Overdue

Whelp, Beth’s due date came and went and we are officially past due now.  We’re ready!  I’ve got my cell phone charged and in my pocket every second I’m away and I know Beth is about 10x more ready than I am.  He’s overstayed his welcome and its time to make his debut, stay tuned!

C'mon Chuck, show yourself!

C'mon Chuck, show yourself!

If Chuck doesn’t show himself soon I have my own homegrown plans for induction! – http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5kPiMvib5mo

Published in: on April 10, 2009 at 4:28 am  Comments (1)  
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How to Find Chuck Norris…

  1. Go to http://google.com
  2. Type in “Find Chuck Norris”
  3. Click “I’m feeling lucky.”

See, even google knows about Chuck Norris!

Published in: on March 20, 2009 at 1:05 pm  Leave a Comment  
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For Beth – Coming Soon!

To my amazing wife…. I can’t hardly wait!

Published in: on March 20, 2009 at 1:22 am  Comments (3)  
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Happy Saint Patty’s Day

Happy Saint Patrick's Day from Chucky O' Norris!

Happy Saint Patrick's Day from Chucky O' Norris!

Published in: on March 18, 2009 at 12:11 am  Leave a Comment  
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Chuck Norris’ Birthday Today!

Today was (the real) Chuck Norris’ birthday.  He turned infinity…

Fun fact though, he  was born three months premature, because he had asses to kick.  I also heard that he had sex with Nicole Kidman, and 7 months later she prematurely gave birth to a Ford Excursion.

PS, He’s 69 (in human years).

Published in: on March 10, 2009 at 8:24 pm  Leave a Comment  
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Contest – Predict and Win!

As of March 5th, Beth is officially at 35 weeks and considered full term. Marking this milestone, we’ve decided to open up voting on delivery dates to friends and family. All you have to do is enter here and you’ll be registered to win a $25 Target gift card, a Chuck Norris T-shirt and a copy of the book The Truth About Chuck Norris: 400 Facts About the World’s Greatest Human!

The winner is the person who predicts the closest delivery time and date without going over. Registration ends when contractions begin. Let the voting commence!

ENTER NOW!

Predict Chuck's due date to be entered to win some sweet schwag!

Predict Chuck's due date to be entered to win some sweet schwag!

Published in: on March 10, 2009 at 5:24 am  Comments (1)  
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Your Predictions – Boy or Girl?

Published in: on March 4, 2009 at 5:22 pm  Comments (8)  
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Baby Class Completed

Tonight Beth and I finished up our last baby class.  We capped it off with a tour of Pinnacle’s 8th and 9th floor.  Our instructor for this adventure (Karen) is a nurse at Pinnacle and was really awesome.  She had great content and delivered it in a way that made it fun and kept it entertaining.  Teaching at HACC has given me a new found respect for presenting in front of large groups so props to you Karen!  PS, my wife is getting biiiiigggggg!

Baby Class Complete

Baby Class Complete

Published in: on March 4, 2009 at 3:23 am  Comments (2)  
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Chuck Norris: An Outlaw’s Worst Nightmare!

Published in: on February 26, 2009 at 2:49 am  Leave a Comment  
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